As summer has officially arrived, I’d like to shed some light on a matter that’s botched our car radio karaoke efforts since 1984. The correct sequence is as follows: (1) You got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on; (2) I see you walking real slow smiling at everyone; (3) You got the top pulled down and the radio on; (4) You got your hair slicked back and those Wayfarers on.  All four parts are to be followed by the term of endearment, “Baby.”

 

Now, bring it. And if you can state the significance of a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac, you just won a million dollars.

 

For that amount of money, you just might be able to catch the Eagles in concert. Beer and concert T-shirt not included.