… Every time a convertible passes us by, they shout, “Whoa! That car has no ceiling!”
Quotables
A clue that you’ve bribed your children with junk food for too long
… “Mama, I finished my entire Jell-O Pudding Pop! What’s my reward?”
This might be a sign that Daddy drinks too much.
Eva, pointing out all the six-packs up and down the beer aisle: “Daddy’s juice!”