“That’s right. Leave the biscuit on the table, and no one gets hurt.
No fast moves, no funny business.
Slowly…slowly…
…aaaaaaaand STOP.
Take one more step, and I’ll squeeze!
“That’s right. Leave the biscuit on the table, and no one gets hurt.
No fast moves, no funny business.
Slowly…slowly…
…aaaaaaaand STOP.
Take one more step, and I’ll squeeze!
Left: 9:02 am.
Right: 9:04 a.m.
Repeat.
Well, they were out of anchovies, but I suppose we should keep our minds open.
This morning, I broke the news to classroom mascot “Sonny Boy” that he will not be returning to his post in the fall.
Sadly, he didn’t take the news that he was deemed “nonessential” lightly.