Lemme ask you something. Do I amuse you? You breakin’ my balls? I ordered some Fancy Feast with marinara sauce. Get up and dance it to me or I’ll feed you to the fishes. Schnook.
Hey, Big Shot.
Our Animal Kingdom
When an $85 dog bed really pays off
Celebrating 16 years of the Bean!
I’m not one to be catty, but I think it’s time for a little Clairol Age Defy Golden Blonde 8G.
Here’s Max
The weight: 16 pounds, 7 ounces.
The name: C. Thomas Maximilian I (aka “Max”)
He joins our family of three cats, two dogs, and three very enthusiastic children.
There’s so much hissing in this house, I don’t even have to blow-dry my hair.