… but I’m thinking Cox Communications should strike the phrase “Cox solutions” from its advertisements.
My Nonsensical Thought of the Day
Should I Be Reading Into This?

Flipping through one of my spiral notebooks, I discovered that Eva had adorned every last page with the following image. Mind you, it was a 100-paged notebook.
I found these characters to be so amusing that I cut out three of them and arranged them into a bouquet.
At the same time, admittedly, I found it to be a bit disturbing. Why is my daughter so obsessed with curtain rods?
Good Thinkin’, Gov’na
I generally find myself irritated by the use of the phrase “Just sayin’,” but if I were the governor and wanted to piss off a large group of people, it probably wouldn’t be the one with all the guns. Just sayin’.
When they just won’t drop the ball…
Fed up with students who arrive ten minutes late for math class after their time in the gym, I decided to take matters into my own hands. I positioned myself in the midst of the running, dribbling and shooting and gently encouraged them to get to class. Some stared. Some laughed. None of them made it to class on time.
Apparently, a woman waving her arms around screaming “PUT YOUR BALLS AWAY!” isn’t a force to be taken seriously.