This pic was snapped in our backyard during the peak hour of trick-or-treating. There is only one thing I must keep telling myself if I ever want to even think of stepping foot in my backyard again: this trespasser had one kick-ass costume.
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My lion just mauled your giraffe.
Maybe next time you’ll figure out how to answer a goddamned riddle.
Consumer alert!
I purchased this brand under the impression that baby-eating was finally legal in this country. Don’t be fooled. Turns out, It’s just baby food.
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“To be clear, we can’t choke the life out of each other until AFTER the picture is snapped?”