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Cat pill-popping dog
After Rosie the Dog consumed an entire bottle of cat vitamins in one sitting, the vet advised me to give her plenty of fluids and continual access to the great outdoors.
As for the dog’s newly acquired superiority complex, Dr. Potter had nothin’.
“Honey! Wake up! Did you hear that?”
Photography 101: It’s a Snap!
Step 1: Direct child to pose with hands clasped in prayer fashion just below chin.
Step 2: Crack a cheesy joke. Snap at first sign of irresistible smile.
Step 3: Charge parents whatever the hell you want. Unless they’re dead inside, they’ll pay it.