Next year, we’ll be opting for the low-calorie fir.
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It ain’t yellow yet. Don’t judge me.
Wondering what to get your child’s teacher this year?
…Having trouble thinking outside coffee mugs and ornaments?
I present to you the most inappropriate Christmas gift I’ve ever received from a student: a stuffed dog chewing up a pair of panties.
No, your eyes do not deceive you. She had the panties monogrammed.
I forgot which kid gave me that $20 gift certificate to Barnes & Noble last year. But I remember exactly who gave me this panty-mauling dog in 2004.
Merry Christmas out there to Maria…wherever you are.