Lemme ask you something. Do I amuse you? You breakin’ my balls? I ordered some Fancy Feast with marinara sauce. Get up and dance it to me or I’ll feed you to the fishes. Schnook.
Hey, Big Shot.
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When an $85 dog bed really pays off
Celebrating 16 years of the Bean!
I’m not one to be catty, but I think it’s time for a little Clairol Age Defy Golden Blonde 8G.
It’s pretty much official.
Yesterday Anna celebrated her birthday with her bestie, Jacob. He kicked off the event by bestowing her with flowers and jewelry. She wanted to go to the movies, but he opted for a quiet evening at home in front of the Xbox. They then spent the rest of the night arguing over who got the cordless controller. They say they’re going to get married someday. I say it’s already happened.