Godfather Lance Leifert, instructing Anna to kiss the pinky in 2011. The moral training ball has been swiftly rolling (careening and plummeting) ever since.
Doug is now taking votes from everyone in the house as to whether we should flee the Connecticut winters. The children have cast their votes, resulting in a dead heat.
With his destiny hanging in the balance, Doug has mysteriously become a fierce proponent of cat suffrage.