All children’s apparel should come with mouse ears, bunny tails and bear feet.

A couple weeks ago Similac issued a recall for certain powder infant formulas. Seems one of its manufacturing facilities was contaminated with the common beetle, and the powder could contain insect parts and larvae. They say you are what you eat…and so I present you with…Beetlejuice!

(Ease up people, she didn’t really drink the formula. But if we can’t pick on our kids, what’s the point in having them?)