Today a former student of mine, Lindsay Green, referenced my recent escapade to Victoria’s Secret, along with my phantasmal “Girls Gone Wild” video. Seeing how I taught Lindsay in Coventry fifteen years ago, it reminded me of a time when rumor swept through her seventh-grade class that I was moonlighting as a waitress at Hooters. So rampantly spread the rumor that concerned parents questioned me about it during parent-teacher conferences. How ludicrous is that?! Me, a Hooters waitress! Anyone who’s ever met me can tell you I don’t know the first thing about multitasking.