When fashion comes between family

They say the holidays, joyous as they can be, are a leading cause of fights between loved ones. The Atlantic reports that ¾ of us have at least one family member we’d like to drown in a bowl of eggnog. Family members bicker over everything from money and travel stress, too much togetherness, in-law issues, gifts, and cranky kids.

I’m thinking about getting this ball rolling by showing up for my mom’s Christmas Eve shindig in white pants.

On second thought, I’ve never been a fan of eggnog.