“Can you recognize your daddy?” I asked.

He pointed directly at Luke Mueller.  His next guess? Jon Mangiaracina.  After that, Jesse Piechowski.  Reluctantly and running out of options, he then pointed at Doug.

“That’s him!” I cried out like a game show host.  “He looked pretty different back then, didn’t he?”

He just stared, wordlessly.  As of now, I still don’t think he’s convinced.

When I asked Eva the same question, the lineup was as follows:  Luke, Jon, Doug.  Dominic Gabagool Giglio and Kyle Neri were left out of the equation.

You know what they say about white men with mullets. They all look alike.