Removing my married name from facebook makes me feel scandalous. It’s the same way I felt after I pried my wedding ring off my hourglass finger for the first time in ten years. Anyone up for getting crazy at P. Sam’s until 2:00? By crazy, I mean doubling up on the wings, of course. And by 2:00, I mean Saturday afternoon. Absolutely no hookups, unless the baby-sitter agrees to work overtime. Doug can be so uncool.