“Payback will be a bitch,” I promised Antonella Calabrese after she posted a most unflattering picture of me earlier this week.  After digging through the archives, I stumbled across the ultimate revenge—a gem from Class Night, Vogel School, 1987.  I downloaded it onto facebook with smug satisfaction, rubbing hands fiendishly together—when it occurred to me that I am screwing myself ten times over in the process.  Who the hell told me it would be cool to wear a bridesmaid gown to a school dance?!