“It’s a statement about carefree youth just before the monotony of adulthood sets in,” the voice continues. “It encapsulates that brief window of life before on…e becomes consumed with commitment, careers, bills, and child-rearing. It’s a little slice of Americana.”
“It’s asinine. It’s insufferable to even the most hair-brained of teeny-boppers.”
“Even you can dance to it.”
“I can do no such thing.”
“Then why are you tapping your foot?”
“This song is for people half your age. If you like it, your kids will hate you. They’ll mock you long after it’s on DRC FM.”
“Nonsense. Great music transcends generations. Your kids will think you’re slammin’.”
“Stop embarrassing yourself.”
“You know you love it.”
“I don’t.”
“You do.”
“I don’t!”
“YOU DO!”
I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling twenty-two strikes against me.