“Hey Tyler, remember how I told you to practice cutting only on paper?”
“Yes.”
“Well, why is there a bald spot on the side of your head?”
“I don’t know.”
“Who cut your hair?”
“Eva.”
“Who really cut your hair?”
(Eyes shifting left to right) “I think the barber shop did it.”
The “barber shop”: Regis Corp., the largest hair salon chain in the world.
They figure it out early: big business is always to blame.