I said: “Nothing will happen if I leave them alone to take a shower. I’ll just put on this episode of Dora, and they won’t even move from the couch. How much trouble can they possibly get into in ten minutes?”
She said: “All this work for a moment’s exhilaration! Mom is so mad she can’t speak, the floor is a mess, my back is killing me and I’m shut off from strawberry milk for a week…
…
… Totally worth it.”