An actual conversation as heard from the backseat:
Eva: Tyler, I have a boo-boo!
Tyler: Where is it?
Eva: On my hand! I bitted it!
Tyler: Eva, it’s not bitted. Bitting is when you’re doing it. Bitted means you already bit.
Eva: No, you didn’t bit it! I bited it!
Sometimes I wonder how I talk to Doug’s kids at all.