We all have causes we hold close to our hearts. For me, there has been a group of people long neglected. That’s why I started the AFPWLBITC—Allowances For People Without Light Bulbs In Their Closets. Our first order of business: new legislation. Please vote YES on question 1 on the ballot: “Should black and navy blue be declared a perfect match?” Next stop: legalized marriage for socks with mismatched ribbing.