We’d all like to be flies on a wall somewhere, and I decided my wall of choice would be a meeting at a children’s book publishing company. I imagine the conversation would go as follows:
“Did you hear the guys at Disney got away with a hidden penis on the cover of ‘The Little Mermaid’?”
“Rookies. We can do better.”
“The presses are ready to roll with ‘My First Book of Words.’ Take a look at this!”