Damn, I’m good.

While trimming Anna’s dainty little fingernails, I nicked a fingertip and drew blood. After being consumed by guilt, I did a little quick math. Each week I am in charge of clipping 30 little fingers and 30 little toes. Myself included, that’s a total of 80 digits all under my care, and 79 out of 80 ain’t bad. Come to think of it, instead of manicures and pedicures, I should be performing heart surgeries. Any takers?