Please. Deactivate your deactivation.

After the teeth-gnashing ordeal of getting three kids ready, out the door and into the minivan, it often refuses to start. Recently I discovered this is an anti-theft device—if you try to start a Kia with one or more doors open, it thinks someone is trying to steal it, and it instantly deactivates.

Oh minivan, I hate to be the one to burst your bubble.  But really, nobody wants you but me.