Driving along and lost as usual, I flicked on my turn signal, slowed down to 2 m.p.h., went straight instead, apologized out loud to the driver behind me and issued my classic “I’m sorry” wave.
“What happened?” Tyler asked nonchalantly from the backseat. “Did you just squish somebody?”
Just when it seems like the rest of the world has lost faith in us, we can always count on our kids for a vote of confidence.