Yesterday I pondered how a two-week-old event could be called historic, and it occurred to me that the Catholic Church is far more logical. Even the Vatican makes sure people are dead for a hundred years before letting them be saints. In addition, saint candidates must perform two miracles—one while they’re living, and the other after they’re dead. I just completed my first miracle—using the words “logical” and “Catholic Church” in the same sentence. After that, the second one should be a breeze.