Something’s not adding up

Said Ashley, my 21-year-old super model of a hairdresser: “That’ll be $66.”

“66?!” I asked. “For a one-inch trim and a bottle of shampoo on clearance?”

“Oooooh, sorry,” she said. “I forgot the blow-dry. That’ll be $75.”

The bigger question…for $75, shouldn’t I be the one who looks like a super model?