#10: I watched all 5 parts.
#9: Anthrax’s Scott Ian extolling the musical genius of Hall & Oates.
#8: Hall & Oates was in the top 100.
#7: Ozzy, slowly starting to make sense.
#6: Alice Cooper, b. 1948, still applying black eyeliner.
#5: Notorious B-I-G, two slots ahead of the Doors.
#4: Iggy Pop, still baring his chest after all these years.
#3: Number of hits for Lisa Loeb: 1. Number of times she was allowed to comment: 53.
#2: After three decades of decadence, Crue—nowhere in sight.
And the #1 most disturbing thing about VH1’s “Top 100 Artists of All Time”
…Hanson, now leather-clad with mustaches and goatees. MMM Bop!