While stuck behind a bus that stopped 8 times on the same street, I thought of when our bus used to pick us up at the bottom of the hill, yes, in 10-foot snow drifts. If we missed it, we merely walked back home, got the key from under our doormats, called our parents at work and waited for our ass-whoopins (insert false teeth). I propose the school board budgets for limos in next year’s door-to-door pickup. Why not?