My Crazy Cup of T.E.A.

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…and now I have to kill you.

by Merri Petrovits // August 22, 2010

As I sit here typing this, I have egg yolk and banana crusting in my hair, along with egg whites and honey smeared across my face. And that, girlfriends, is my secret to goopy hair and slimy skin!