Two teething babies at once! I tell them their reward is a mouthful of pearly white teeth, knowing in the next decade I’ll be yanking them all out. After that, it’s braces, cavities and root canals. Soon enough they’ll be crying into their pudding with four impacted wisdom teeth. Eventually they’ll grow old, when they can finally spit out each tooth one by one.
Hang in there, girls…the pain is temporary!