Half of my neighbors still haven’t picked up their yellow pages, which were deposited at the base of their mailboxes two weeks ago.
Which got me to thinking, as my two dogs sniffed and whizzed on every property along my street–
The printed edition of Encyclopedia Britannica was put out to pasture in 2012, when the company made the decision to go digital.
#1: Doesn’t the phone book warrant the same funeral as Encyclopedia Britannica?
#2: Do children of the ‘80s still have bragging rights for being able to spell “encyclopedia”?
#3: When my dog pisses on your *yellow* pages, it’s no harm, no foul. Correct?