When Utensils Are Overrated

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Now that I have exactly fourteen birthday parties under my belt, I’ve become somewhat of an expert.  This year, the only thing I forgot was forks for the cake.  When I announced to the bevy of five-something-year-olds that they would be devouring pink and white birthday cake with their fingers, I was greeted a round of applause.

Somewhere in Orange County, New Yorkers are startled by a FLOP followed by a resonating THUD.  Who knew Emily Post’s coffin was roomy enough for gymnastic flips?