Why do I look like I lost my best friend?

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Well, if it’s true what they say about girls and diamonds, I suppose I did.

Funny how when I’m scouring the house for a diamond, every sparkly gem and rhinestone lost from my daughters’ princess dr…ess-up kit emerges from hiding, glassy facets dancing in the light, mocking me.

Please, say a little prayer that my engagement ring will be restored. And if all else fails, that I’ll finally start getting hit on in the bars again.