Horrible realization #1: One hundred hand-written Christmas cards and an acute case of carpal tunnel later, you are out of return address labels.
Horrible realization #2: As you rediscover a stash of return address labels sent annually by St. Jude’s, it occurs to you that the value of these labels now exceeds the last donation you made in 2006.
Horrible realization #3: You’re going to use those labels anyway.