Trick or effing treat?

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She put on those wings and couldn’t fly.  She waved her wand, and nothing happened.  This Halloween, every doorstep in the neighborhood will be graced by one pissed off Tinkerbell.

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Happily, her spirits were lifted when she discovered she could balance a wine glass on her fingertip.

Wine makes everything better.  Even for fairies who can’t fly.