This one really stinks.

A skunk christened the grounds to our addition. I tried an arsenal of scented candles, and our house now smells like skunk dipped in Lavender, Rose of Morocco and Willow Breeze. It has since permeated to our clothes, dogs, food, and babies’ hair. “Nature’s Miracle” skunk odor remover, as it turns out, isn’t so miraculous. I pulled a tissue out of the box, and it smelled like skunk. I wept. My tears tasted like skunk.