At the end of Bushy Hill Road is a sign with a picture of a white Maltese reading “LOST: SCHMOOPEY. REWARD!” It’s just a theory, but I have to wonder if some of these lost pets are really so lost after all. How much crap do you suppose Schmoopey tolerated from neighborhood dogs Butch, Spike and Killer before he finally packed his bags? Run, Schmoopey, run!