The Rapture, cont’d.

So it seems May 21 was the soul-saving closing date, and total obliteration has been postponed five months. If you are on the brink of feeding the world or curing cancer, ABORT MISSION. There are only 200,000 tickets to salvation, and the paperwork is already in. If I don’t make the cut, come October I’ll be crouched in a bunker with two of each species. Anyone know where I can find a couple of hairy-nosed wombats?