In Doug’s infinite ecological wisdom, he decided to recycle a bottle of Right Guard. Anna fished it out of the recycling and took a shower fresh bite.
Fast forward to 2024:
Anna: “You are so uncool. Why can’t you be like (insert name of every friend she ever had)’s mom? I wish I was never born. I wish YOU were never born. I wish our entire lineage never existed!”
Me: “Dude, you ate your dad’s deodorant.”
I win.