“Tyler, show your mom what you learned today!” beamed Mrs. Ryan as I picked him up from school. With that, he flashed me the devil’s horns.
I couldn’t believe my eyes. “Hell yeah! It’s about time you took the LAME out of Pre-K! Screw the Itsy-Bitsy Spider! LONG LIVE THE METAL GOD!”
Mrs. Ryan pushed up her glasses and stared.
Who knew all this time Rob Halford was saying “I love you” in sign language?