Kindergarten, 1978. I appear bottom right, displaying the bangs I cut “all by myself.” Standing as far away from me as possible, top left, is the future father of my children. In red, Antonella Calabrese, who would stand up for me as my dutiful bridesmaid. Next to Doug, my arch nemesis, Jerry Beach, plotting his revenge after I dismembered his G.I. Joe. The more things change…well, you fill in the rest.