It’s called foresight. Use it.

Early this week I broke out the animal flashcards to help foster Eva’s growing vocabulary. “Look, Eva. A butterfly.” “FLY!” she cried, always ready to tackle that last syllable. “Seahorse.” “HORSE!” “Guinea pig.” “PIG!”

Since then, she’s been running around the house, grocery store and classroom showcasing what she’s learned. “FLY! HORSE! PIG!”

I am really starting to regret ever mentioning the word peacock.