As long as there are midnight feedings in this house, inevitably, there will be infomercials. Last night’s presentation featured a supplement called “Colon Flow.” At first I was a bit disconcerted by the name, but then I decided it’s brilliant, and should appear in at least five more facets of our daily lives:
(1) in the subject bar of all political and religious forwards;
(2) as a streamer across “The Hartford Courant”;
(3) on every banner, button and campaign sign during election year;
(4) across the top of middle school students’ homework, which they completed at home, by themselves and to the best of their ability; and
(5) on the head of every Comcast bill, whose $99 a month promotion, after taxes, actually comes out to $143.57.
Thus concludes this portion of “Colon Flow”…don’t forget to flush!