While the doctor on call this weekend was vague and uninformative, my 22-year-old sister, school nurse and 2010 Quinnipiac graduate, was able to diagnose, treat, and practically cure my child right over the phone. America, it’s time to drop the lawsuits and let our doctors speak their minds. As for you, Chelsea Petrovits, I thank you for your sound and professional advice. If it doesn’t work, I’ll sue your ass.