That’s way uncooler than the soaps.

Today I kicked back with the bonbons, flicked on the TV for today’s episode of The Young and the Restless, then got angry—I’m talking write a letter to the president of CBS angry—that it was preempted by the U.S. Open Tennis. Normally, I’d deny this story at all costs. But then I thought, things could be worse. I could be the sort of person who actually watches professional tennis on TV.