I just received the most exciting news! The United Bank of Africa is transferring my payment of US $1.600.000.000 from the International Monetary Fund Unit as we speak! Seems I am the beneficiary of a Nigerian prince who was just tragically killed in a car accident. All I have to do is email Mr. Albert Aliu my bank name and account number. In other words…
SCREW YOU GUYS! I’M RICH!!